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- Kate :)
Dear Parents,
I do not think of myself more highly than you. Neither do I think that I am better.
I merely choose to do things, differently. I choose to live life, differently. Every. Single. Day.
The “better” is in the difference. Not me.
It kills me even more when you perceive this difference as pride on my part.
I am your child. Need I ever put on arrogance in your company?
My Buckalews are adorable.
New York themed Easter basket from the parents. Looks like they are slowly coming to terms with my move.
Texting them Padres
- Me: Hey Dad. I'm becoming a stripper.
- Dad: Good because you have to know I'm not really your father. Frank Gallagher is.
- Me: Hey Mom. I'm pregnant.
- Mom: WHAT. WHO IS THIS!!
- Me: April Foooooools.
- Mom: Remind me to take away your phone when I get home.
- Me: What?
- Mom: April Fools Goofball.
